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My step-auntie Hortense ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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