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My step-auntie Hortense ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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