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My step-auntie Hortense ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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