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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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