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My step-auntie Hortense ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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