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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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