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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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