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Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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