Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Bad food

My step-auntie Hortense ate a wedge of blue cheese and scissor-kicked …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a dentist a surgeon a tramp a farmer a sailor a spy a train driver a TV personality a policeman a student
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.