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My step-auntie Hortense ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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