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My step-auntie Hortense ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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