Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Hortense
ate
a box of dead mice
and
kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Cape Verdean
Gambian
Pakistani
Ugandan
Congolese (Congo)
Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda
Somali
Thai
Tajik
Indian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.