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My step-auntie Hortense ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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