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Bad food

My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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