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My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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