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Bad food

My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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