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Bad food

My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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