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Bad food

My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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