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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
ate
the last Rolo
and
roundhouse kicked
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a child
a spy
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a TV personality
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a man
a student
a surgeon
a policeman
a tramp
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