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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
ate
the last Rolo
and
throat-punched
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
a surgeon
a farmer
a child
a policeman
a man
a soldier
a woman
a dentist
a ticket inspector
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