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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
ate
mushy peas
and
saw a vision of
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a rhinoceros 🦏
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
a pufferfish 🐡
a wild boar 🐗
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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