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My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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