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My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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