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Bad food

My step-auntie Gwendolyn ate …

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Brussels sprouts the last Rolo a stale biscuit stinky tofu over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes cat biscuits

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