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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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