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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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