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My step-auntie Rose ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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