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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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