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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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