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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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