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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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