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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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