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My step-auntie Rose ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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