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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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