Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.