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My step-auntie Rose ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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