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My step-auntie Rose ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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