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My step-auntie Rose ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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