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My step-auntie Rose ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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