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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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