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My step-auntie Rose ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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