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Bad food

My step-auntie Rose ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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