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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Rose
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wedge of blue cheese
a plate of soggy nachos
over-cooked pasta
canned prunes
a box of dead mice
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
mushy peas
a stale biscuit
stale bread
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