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My step-auntie Fannie ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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