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My step-auntie Fannie ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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