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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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