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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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