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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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