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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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