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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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