Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate the last Rolo and …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

head-butted throat-punched nutcracker choked roundhouse kicked kicked strangled bit karate-chopped slapped Vulcan death-gripped

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