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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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