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My step-auntie Fannie ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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