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My step-auntie Fannie ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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