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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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