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My step-auntie Fannie ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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