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My step-auntie Fannie ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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