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My step-auntie Fannie ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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