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Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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