Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Fannie ate …

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mushy peas turkey twizzlers canned prunes yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta a stale biscuit cat biscuits Brussels sprouts a box of dead mice stinky tofu

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