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Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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