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Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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