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Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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