Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate a stale biscuit and karate-chopped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a policewoman a doctor a ticket inspector a bus driver a milkman a soldier a dentist a spy a policeman a tramp

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.