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Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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