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My step-auntie Elsa ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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