Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.