Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate …

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Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit the last Rolo cat biscuits over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes mushy peas stale bread turkey twizzlers

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