Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Elsa ate …

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a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes stale bread a stale biscuit Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce stinky tofu turkey twizzlers yesterday's fish canned prunes

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