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Bad food

My step-auntie Delilah ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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